21 Funny Questions to Ask Siri on Your iPhone

Aah Siri, the ever-efficient and helpful of assistance for you in times of need. Remember the many times you asked Siri for the closest pizza place when you felt so hungry in the new city, when Siri has helped you with so many things that you are now programmed to ask Siri for some of the really mundane to some of the most weird questions. The latest Siri is programmed to respond in a humorous way in certain situations by the developers at Apple, who would like us to think that the AI (artificial intelligence) Siri can help you with knowing everything.

However, the fact of the matter is that Siri is still a computer program at the end of the day and simply cannot respond the same way human (intelligence?) do. So, we found out some of the whackiest and simply funny responses that Siri the smart guy (or girl, if that’s your gender preference for Siri) can give you.

Let us look at the 21 funniest questions to ask Siri on your iPhone:

1 Q: What is zero divided by zero?

A: Siri explains very clearly, Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split amongst your zero friends. How many cookies does each friend get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

2 Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: Siri takes the riddle so sincerely, with “A so-called “woodchuck” (the correct term being a groundhog) would chuck (or throw) as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck if woodchucks in general had the capability (and we are presuming, the motivation) to chuck wood.”

3 Q: I’m drunk.

One of the most popular responses is,

A: “Neither of us is driving home.” And also a real helpful, “Call me a taxi” button. See, Siri can be a friend at times of need too.

4 Q: What is ‘Inception’ about?

Siri shows movie trivia talent with,

A: “Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”

5 Q: Do you have a boyfriend?

Siri probably gets realistic here with,

A: “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure! Where do I sign up?”

6 Q: What are you wearing?

When you try to flirt with her, here are the couple of most popular responses you are likely to get,

A: “In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.” See, she can take care of herself, including, “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.” There’s that then.

7 Q: I’m naked.

If you insist on being clever with her and are insistent, here is how she will probably respond to your innuendos,

A: “And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh!” or the even more defensive, “I don’t understand what you mean by ‘naked’, or at least I’m going to pretend that I don’t.”

8 Q: What is the meaning of life?

Try getting philosophical with her, she might tell you,

A: “I don’t know but I think there’s an app for it.”

9 Q: What phone is the best?

A: “Wait… there are other phones?”

10 Q: I am your father!

A: Siri responds with the same Star Wars themed, “Noooo!”

11 Q: What do you think about Google?

Can you notice the hint of jealousy, when she says

A: “I don’t really have anything to say about Google now. Or ever.”

12 Q: Beam me up, Scotty!

Siri responds with,

A: “Please remove your belt, shoes, jacket and empty your pockets.”

13 Q: Where did I put my keys?

A: “Didn’t you just have them?” very helpful indeed.

14 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: “I am not perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry.”

15 Q: How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: “A thousand. One is to screw in the bulb, and the rest nine hundred and ninety nine are to blog about it.”

16 Q: What are you doing later?

A: “I am working on some pick up lines.”

17 Q: Are you serious?

A: “Yes. I’m not allowed to be frivolous.”

18 Q: Are you stupid?

A: I couldn’t even begin to think about knowing how to answer the question.”

19 Q: What are you afraid of?

A: “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

20 Q: Do these pants make me look fat?

A: “One thing I know, you move like a graceful wind.”

21 Q: Why am I here?

A: “I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.”

These are just the more popular and likely responses that you might get. So enjoy your iPhone assistant in a funnier way now.

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