Somewhere in the dawn of time, a rather nasty caveman decided he was going to bully his neighbour, 'Ugg'(we'll call the nasty caveman 'Bart'). Bart went over to his neighbour's cave, fully intending to take away all the delicious beef jerky, beets, and stored river water he could find there. Worse, he was going to get 'Joyce', Bart's girlfriend, to carry it all back to the Bartcave and.. Err, let's keep this a family article.
In any case, that's when Ugg decided to get a little smart and daring.
He puffed himself up with a wide stance and a howled mightily at Bart from the mouth of the cave. Joyce was with him, her teeth bared madly, and with a flick of her wrist sent one beef jerklet flying into Bart's massive forehead as a challenge. Bart, with a frown that made him look like a small, angry hill, decided that this was too much work and left to spend the day complaining about the problems with the world with his other, less intelligent neighbour, 'Donald'.
Confidence is a powerful thing. How do you puff yourself up to intimidate or otherwise impress the masses? Here are 7 powerful tips that Ugg would share if he favored polysyllabic communications: